The Woods Ain't Just For Peein' Anymore!
The Pennsylvania Turnpike has become an endless source of fascination for me. Initially it was the Toll Takers, then there was a brief encounter with EZ Pass, and now it’s the wide shoulders on the side of the road.
Everyday I take the Northeast Extension to work. There are small sections of the shoulder, probably about 300 or 400 feet long, where the shoulder is about 20 feet wide. I assume this is used mainly as a rest area for truckers as there are usually one or two trucks parked there daily.
Lately, though, I have driven by at the exact time someone is walking from their car to the woods. There are usually two or three cars parked, all are empty and there is a lone man strolling into the woods.
First I thought, ok….this guy’s going to pee. Then I thought, are all the people in the other cars peeing, too? Hmmmm…..? Could that many cars all be broken down together? Odd….
Then it hit me. There’s Something About Mary. You know, the part where rest stops are homosexual havens akin to bathhouses of the 70’s?
I guess that the woods off of the shoulder of the Northeast Extension of the Pennsylvania Turnpike are the new “hot” spot for this type of activity. There just isn’t any other explanation for it.
All this just on my commute to work! I wonder what the day will bring?
Everyday I take the Northeast Extension to work. There are small sections of the shoulder, probably about 300 or 400 feet long, where the shoulder is about 20 feet wide. I assume this is used mainly as a rest area for truckers as there are usually one or two trucks parked there daily.
Lately, though, I have driven by at the exact time someone is walking from their car to the woods. There are usually two or three cars parked, all are empty and there is a lone man strolling into the woods.
First I thought, ok….this guy’s going to pee. Then I thought, are all the people in the other cars peeing, too? Hmmmm…..? Could that many cars all be broken down together? Odd….
Then it hit me. There’s Something About Mary. You know, the part where rest stops are homosexual havens akin to bathhouses of the 70’s?
I guess that the woods off of the shoulder of the Northeast Extension of the Pennsylvania Turnpike are the new “hot” spot for this type of activity. There just isn’t any other explanation for it.
All this just on my commute to work! I wonder what the day will bring?
posted by Sherri at 8:29 AM
13 Comments:
Makes me thirsty for a Heineken
Ben O.
I gotta pee...
-Forrest Gump
thanks for the tip.
i'm headed out that way right now!
seriously, this is also a big problem (that being subjective based on who you are, i guess) at one of the beaches out in the hamptons.
why is this type of group activity not appealing to any manner of slutty person, but only to homosexuals?
(joking).
You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be really something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I’m looking forward to your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!
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