She's A High Class Redneck

Okay.

Where do I begin?

Britney, Britney, Britney. Really??? You want KFed to be your baby’s daddy?

I remember the cute little Mickey Mouse Club Britney, and the school girl vixen Britney. We liked her. She had potential. I hate to tell you girl, but dumb redneck trailer trash Britney ain’t going over so well.

Let me give you a couple pointers. When you broke out with “Hit Me Baby One More Time” it was all about innocence vs. sex appeal. That’s a good thing.

Then as you got a little older you moved on to sultry temptress who was still unobtainable. Yep, still attractive.

But pregnant with a dirtbag Dukes of Hazzard wannabe’s baby? Who has two other children with a woman who he left while she was still pregnant? And do I even need to mention the reality show?

Poor, poor thing. You have made your bed and now you will have to have sex in it.

Good luck with the baby, though….and no I don’t think your knees look like boobs.