Farts are Funny
I work with “A” who is a Buddhist, Zen-type girl. When she is stressed she gets acupuncture, drinks green tea and takes Chinese herbal supplements.
I, on the other hand, am NOT a Buddhist, Zen-type girl. For my stressful situations, there’s not much that a half a xanax and a Captain and Coke can’t cure.
A and I were discussing one of my many interesting life crises when she suggested yoga.
Now I don’t know about you, but I agree that farts can be funny, however, subjecting myself to an hour of yoga just to sit in a room full of farting people really doesn’t sound that relaxing.
Guess I’ll just stick to Happy Hour.
I, on the other hand, am NOT a Buddhist, Zen-type girl. For my stressful situations, there’s not much that a half a xanax and a Captain and Coke can’t cure.
A and I were discussing one of my many interesting life crises when she suggested yoga.
A: You should really go to yoga, Sherri. It is sooo relaxing.
Me: I don’t know. I don’t really think it’s for me.
A: No, trust me, it really is relaxing. The last time I went it was so relaxing that during Savasana (corpse pose) everyone was farting. And you know know what? Farts are funny. You’d probably like it.
Now I don’t know about you, but I agree that farts can be funny, however, subjecting myself to an hour of yoga just to sit in a room full of farting people really doesn’t sound that relaxing.
Guess I’ll just stick to Happy Hour.
posted by Sherri at 8:10 PM
5 Comments:
We apparently have similar goals.
~Kurt
I'm sure that doing yoga whilst suppressing the gag reflex isn't exactly therapeutic...
Andy: Try combining that with seeing all the people you work with sweating and grunting. They have yoga where I work. It is NOT a good thing!
Picturing that scenario was therapeutic for me !
Ya know, I almost titled my post today "Farts Are Funny." Cause they are! That would have been amazingly coincidental. (I promise, I hadn't seen this post before.) Of course, we're not exactly blazing trails of new thought here, are we? :-)
But now I'm considering yoga... on video tape, of course.
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