Your Private Island...
During a friendly (alcohol heavy) get-together this past weekend we got on the topic of private islands. You know...you're stranded on an island and you get to bring 5 celebrities with you. Who would you bring?
The guys predominately went with Faith Hill, Ashley Judd and Jennifer Aniston. I can't remember who else they picked...by that time I had already ingested many beers.
I got as far as picking:
1. The guy who played phantom of the opera in the recent movie (don't know his name- but very nice!)
2. Russell Crowe (but only as the character Maximus from Gladiator)
3. Will Farrell (purely for laughs)
4. Emeril (I need someone to cook for me!)
5. One of the queer eye guys to do my hair and make me look fabulous!
So anyway, only two to lust after....the rest were purely for survival.
So...who's on your island?
The guys predominately went with Faith Hill, Ashley Judd and Jennifer Aniston. I can't remember who else they picked...by that time I had already ingested many beers.
I got as far as picking:
1. The guy who played phantom of the opera in the recent movie (don't know his name- but very nice!)
2. Russell Crowe (but only as the character Maximus from Gladiator)
3. Will Farrell (purely for laughs)
4. Emeril (I need someone to cook for me!)
5. One of the queer eye guys to do my hair and make me look fabulous!
So anyway, only two to lust after....the rest were purely for survival.
So...who's on your island?
posted by Sherri at 1:33 PM
1 Comments:
On my island...hmmmm. Your post begs for an intelligent response, though to be honest, I'm not sure I've had enough to drink for that. I'll share a joke, instead:
So, there's a plane crash and only two survivors: Jennifer Aniston and some guy named Joe. For the first few weeks, they're concerned mainly about survival, and though they're constantly working together to survive, they don't get time to think about much else. Once things have settled down, though, they begin to realize how well they've gotten along and what a great team they've become and, well, nature takes its course and they shag like bunnies. For about a week. They go on like this for a while, working together and shagging like bunnies every night, until one day, Joe seems a little quiet.
"What's wrong?" asks Jen.
"Well," says Joe, "We get along so well together, and we make such a great team, and you're beautiful and amazing and the sex is fantastic, but the problem is that since it's just us here and we're having sex every night, you've sort of gotten out of the habit of wearing clothes. That takes all the mystery out of it, you know? I love looking at you, but I want to, you know, unwrap you before we make love."
Jennifer, wonderful girl that she is, agrees to wear clothes if it makes Joe feel better.
So they go on for a while longer, working side by side with their clothes on during the day and shagging like bunnies at night, until one day, Joe seems a little quiet again.
"What's wrong?" asks Jennifer.
"Well, I really like the cut off shorts and the halter tops...don't get me wrong...but, Sweetie, I need you to wear something else. Could you maybe wear some jeans and a t-shirt, maybe a plaid flannel shirt over that?"
Jennifer agrees, and they go on for quite a while longer, working side by side during the day and shagging like bunnies at night, until one day Joe seems quiet again.
"You're quiet again, Joe," says Jennifer.
"We need to talk," says Joe.
"Is this outfit not doing it for you again, Honey?" asks Jennifer.
"No, Jen, I'm sorry," says Joe. "Would you mind putting your hair up and wearing this suit and tie? I found it in the wreckage, and when you put it on, I'll say what I have to say."
Jennifer is a bit bewildered by this, but since it's just the two of them and they depend on each other for survival, she figures wearing a suit and tie with her hair up can't hurt and she puts it on.
"And could you use an eyebrow pencil to draw on a mustache, too? asks Joe...clearly feeling better.
Jennifer is REALLY bewildered now, but she realizes that, more than just for survival reasons, she actually loves the guy, so she finds an eyebrow pencil and draws on a mustache...wondering all along what sort of kinky stuff Joe is really into.
Hesitantly, she asks, "How's this?"
"Perfect!" shouts Joe. "Now come over here for a second."
Jen does as she's asked, but feeling a little disappointed. "I look just like a man," she complains.
"I know!" says Joe.
"But why?" asks Jen.
"What do you need to say to me that you can't say when I'm dressed like a girl?"
Joe grabs Jennifer's shoulders, looks her square in the eye and says, "DUDE! I've been shagging JENNIFER ANISTON for like a WHOLE YEAR!"
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